我对历史懂得不多
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..." how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
" Well, What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them ，Which one?' "
Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
“大夫，”鲍伯问，“您能跟我说下吗，怎么才能知道一个表现得完全正常的人有智力缺陷？”
“没比这更容易的事了，”大夫说，“你问他一个谁都能轻松回答的简单问题，如果他拿不准，那你就有谱了。”
“哦，那什么样的问题呢？”
“这样，你可以问他‘库克船长做过三次环球旅行，并在其中一次死去，是哪一次？’。”
鲍伯想了一会儿，然后紧张地笑着说：“您不会正好没别的问题了吧，还有别的么？我得老实说，我对历史懂得不多。”
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