找个工作
One day shortly after I had come home from college， my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny creature to its home， my dad went to get a ladder . When he got back， he found another baby bird on the ground.
Suddenly he heard a loud chirping from above. Looking up， my father saw the mother bird giving a third baby the boot from its nest. With that， Dad walked into our house， took one look at me watching television and barked， “Get a job！”
Notes：
（1） assume v.猜测
（2） chirping n.啁啾声
（3） give sb the boot开除；赶出
（4） bark v.咆哮着说出；吼叫
Exercises：
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① Probably the son had just graduated from college when the incident took place.
② The father saw a hurt bird under a tree.
③ The father sent the first baby bird back to its home.
④ Altogether， the father had found three baby birds on the ground before he stepped into the house.
⑤ The father， having seen the mother bird kicking the young birds， thought that his son was old enough to feed himself.
找个工作
一天，我刚刚从学院回到家里，我父亲正在院子里面做活。他发现树下有一个雏鸟，猜想可能是从窝里掉下来的。父亲便去搬梯子，他想把这个小东西送回它的家。梯子搬来了，可父亲发现地上又多了一个雏鸟。
突然他听到树上有大声的唧唧声。父亲抬起头，看见母鸟正在把第三只雏鸟往巢外踢。
看到这些，父亲走进屋，看了一眼在看电视的我，大声叫道：“找个工作去！”
练习参考答案：
①T②F③F④F⑤T
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