英语幽默小故事带翻译：Selfish 谁自私（中英双语）
4. SELFISH?
4.谁自私?
My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"
我和我丈夫正在讨论我们计划要买的新车上应带有哪些设备。标准设备包括在车上配备给司机座位上的空气袋，但乘客席上的空气袋就可有可无了。对于这点，我觉得有点滑稽，于是就问丈夫:"如果丈夫只买了一个空气袋，他老婆会说什么呢?"
"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"
我丈夫回答说:“这很容易猜，她会说:‘我来开车吧!'."
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