两个女人的故事
2 Women Stories
A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″
The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup.″
A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After15minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman＇s friends came over and asked what she was doing.
″I＇mtrying to pop out this dent, but it＇s not really work ing.″
″Duh ou have to roll up the windows first！″
两个女人的故事
一个女子对医生说：“每次我喝咖啡时都会伤到眼睛。”
医生说：“也许你应该先把勺子从杯子里拿出来。”
一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。
修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。
这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。
“我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”
“嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去！”
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