Joke 21
One day a big ship hit a smaller ship while they were both gong from England to America. The smaller ship was badly damaged， and had to be taken back to England， where a judge had to decide who was to blame for the accident.
Several of the people who had seen the big ship hit the smaller one said that， a few seconds before the accident， the big ship had sent a signal to the smaller one. The judge was puzzled by this， so he said， 'Who sent this signal：'
A young signalman came forward and said， 'I did， sir.'
'Oh？' said the judge. 'And what signal did you send to the other ship？'
The young signalman's face went red as he answered， 'Good luck on your voyage.'
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