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  A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant asked him“If you have all that money in bonds,why did you need to borrow 1$.”The man replied,“Do you know any other way I can use a safety deposit box for only 7 cents a year?”

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