我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,谈论他们的勇气和韧性。
第一个说:"我非常有勇气,曾吃过一整袋老鼠药!”
第二个说:“我是如此的有勇气,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它!”
然后第三只老鼠起身说:“伙计,我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫。”
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