这个男子一分钟也不想相亲了
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
和她呆了一晚上后，这个男子一分钟也不想相亲了。
早些时候，他悄悄安排好让他的一个朋友打电话给他，于是他借故离开。
当他垂着眼帘回到桌前，带着一种不愉快的表情说“我得到一个坏消息，我爷爷刚刚去世了。”
“谢天谢地，”他的约会对象回答说。“如果你的爷爷不死，我的爷爷就该死了！”
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