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　　我是新泽西州大西洋城警察局的一名新警察。我被指派巡逻一条海滨的路线，几乎每天都能碰上与父母走散的孩子。

　　一天下午，我发现一个小孩独自站在那里，显然是迷了路。我先是设法取得他的信任－我带他到附近的冰淇淋摊给他买了一个蛋筒。过了很长时间，也没看见他父母的影子，所以我就准备打电话叫辆巡逻车将他送回总部去。我告诉他站在那里别动，我去电话亭打电话。当我回来时，却发现他不知道到哪儿去了。

　　警车很快来了。一名警察问我小孩在哪里。我感觉自己傻极了，说自己弄丢了一个迷路的小孩，该多丢人啊！但我还是告诉了警察们所发生的一切，并描述了一下小孩的长相。“你请他吃了什么？”一名警察问。

　　“一个冰淇淋蛋筒。怎么啦？”

　　“因为，”那名警察说，“那个小孩住的地方离这儿只隔几个街区。而你大概是新警察中帮他买东西吃的第五个傻瓜蛋！”

　　Treat

　　As a rookie in the Atlantic City， N.J.， Police department， I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents.

　　One afternoon， I spotted a small boy standing alone， obviously lost. I tried to gain his confidence - I took him to the nearest ice-cream stand and bought him a cone. Time passed with no sign of the boy's parents， so the next step was to call for a patrol car to take him to headquarters. I told the small fry to stay put while I went to the call box. When I returned， he was nowhere in sight.

　　Within minutes， the car arrived， and one of the patrolmen asked me where the child was. I felt stupid； it's humiliating to say you've lost a lost child. But I told the officers what had happened and gave a description of the boy. “What did you treat him？” asked one of the men.

　　“An ice-cream cone. Why？”

　　“Because，” answered the officer， “that kid lives only a few blocks from here， and you've about the fifth rookie he's conned for a treat！”

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