那就更糟了
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
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