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  　　Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center， I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulleti...

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• Entertainment Joke(4)

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• 他的成绩为什么这么差。

  One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment .P...

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• 笑话习题簿11.1.23

  Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的...

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• 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事84：买东西和说闲话！

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• 我们被包围了！

  Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded!　　Major:Excellent!We can attack inany direction now!　　士兵：长官，我们被包围了！ 　　少校：太好了，我们可以向任何方向进攻！ ...

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• 快速反应

  　　Quick Reaction　　My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, pl...

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• 咱们的车出了点“小问题”

  　　Honey, We've got a little car trouble　　咱们的车出了点“小问题”　　A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor...

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• 我会把它放在我的地板上。

  My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment. Recentl...

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• 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.23

  一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰·丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西兰北部城镇璜加雷一带开车...

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