那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事84：买东西和说闲话！
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”
有一个小女孩走丢了，于是她走到一个警察跟前说：“我妈妈不见了！”这个警察说：“她什么样子？”小女孩回答：“买东西和说闲话！”
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