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• Kid Joke(30)

  　　For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers，you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats：　　1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by na...

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  Late for an appointment, I dashed out the front door and realized that I had left my keys on the kitchen counter. The back door was unlocked，but a six一foot wooden fence stood between keys an...

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• 一堂课的最后几分钟是最长的

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  A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.一个苏格兰人拎着一个很大的箱子，在开往...

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