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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事125:给我一块钱

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Give me a dollar
给我一块钱

Son: Dad, give me a dims.
儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。

Father: Son, don't you think you*re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了吗,?

Son: I guess you're right,Dad,give me a dollar, will you?
儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗? 

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