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  The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old,“So,Mrs. C.,after 50 years of marriage,love tears,babies,grandbabies,birthdays,sicknesses and joys,why now do you want to divorce Mr. C.?”Mrs.C. looked at her husband and then at the judge and replied to the judge,“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!”

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