Elderly Joke(17)
Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said，“You‘re really dong great，aren’t you？”
Maurice replied，“Just doing what you said，Doc：”Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.“
The doctor said，“I did not say that. I said，”You got a heart murmur. Be careful.“
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