那人向他的朋友抱怨
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.
"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
“你无法想象有多么困难我和我的妻子相处的，”那人向他的朋友抱怨。“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
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