英语笑话笑死人不偿命47: 还是家里好(双语)

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还是家里好

A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。

"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

“这次打猎顺利吗？，’同僚问道。

"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.

“喔，实在太令人失望了，”外科医生答道。

"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

“我什么也没猎杀到，实际上，还是待在医院里比较有成就感。”

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