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  Two farmers met with each other, and the first one said, "Didn't your horse have that disease that was going around?” The friend replied, “Yes, he did! He had it bad.” “...

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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹290：丑女(中英)

  Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.麦克:一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。Mary: Why was that?玛丽:为什么会那样呢?Mike: S...

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• Lawyer Joke(20)

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• 一只年老猫咪的幸福生活

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• 最好的办法

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• 六还是十二？

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• 考试前的问题--双语幽默笑话

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• 合理的哀伤

  A Reasonable Affliction Matthew Prior On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． "A different cause，" says Parson Sly， "Th...

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  Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。John: So what's great about that?约翰：那有什么好高兴的...

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