最好的办法
Best Way
Mary loved Tom, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Tom from spending so much money on me?”She asked her mother.
“Marry him!”
最好的办法
玛丽很爱汤姆,但是她对他们一起出去时,汤姆所有乱花的钱很发愁。“我怎么做才能阻止汤姆在我身上花那么多的钱呢?”她问她妈妈。
“嫁给他。”
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