Doctors Joke (13)
A man hasn‘t been feeling well，so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward，the doctor comes out with the results.“I’m afraid I have some very bad news，”the doctor says.“You‘re dying，and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh，that‘s terrible！”says the man.“Give it to me straight，Doc. How long have I got？”
“Ten，”the doctor says sadly.“Ten？”the man asks.“Ten what？Months？Weeks？What？！”
“Nine……”
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