什么也没有
Nothing
The letter was written by a father to his daughter：
I'm using this time while I have nothing to do to let you know that I have nothing to say．
People tend to look down at the word nothing and belittle its importance; however,it can make life or death,success or failure,joy or sadness．
Mountain climbers have died when they step on it． Parachutists are upset when they pull the ripcord and it comes out．Farmers have lost their farms when they drew it． Ball players and coaches have lost their jobs when they scored it．
Women have been whistled at when they wore it as a girdle or bra, and many women make a good living when they dance in it．It's also reason for joy when it represents the sum total of your debts．
It's what you earn when you do it． I have saved it over the years and now have it in my bank account．
It's what you generally learn from a polilician making aspeech．It's often discussed at meetings, and arguments and fights start over the subject．I often find it in my mailbox andonly last night received it from the milk machine．
I could go on but it will mean nothing, I just want you tobe aware as you go through life that when you get some time torelax you should think about this subject． Please do not think that I have been trying to give you sermon because I have nothing in mind．
Don't try to thank me. It's nothing．
什么也没有
这是一位父亲写给女儿的信：
我利用这段空闲时间来让你知道我无话可说。
人们倾向于看轻“什么也没有”这个词，贬低它的重要性；可是它能导致生或死，成功或失败，快乐或悲伤。
登山运动员因脚下踏空而丧命。伞兵在拉开伞索时而伞 却没有打开，就会狼狈不堪。农夫因打不出粮食而失去他们 的农场。球员和教练因为输了球而丢掉饭碗。女人因不束腰 带而招来嘘声，而许多女人一丝不挂地跳舞就过上了好日子。当你的债务总数达到零时，你也就快乐了。
如果你什么也不干，你就一分钱也挣不到。多年来我分文不攒，现在我的银行帐户上就不名一文。
通常你从演说的政治家那儿什么也学不到。在会议上人 们常常什么也不讨论，争论和斗争不知为什么就开始了。我 常常发现我的邮箱是空的，而就在昨天晚上售奶机也空了。
我可以继续写下去，可是这没有意义。我只要你一生都能意识到当你有时间休闲娱乐的时候，你就应该想想这个话题。别以为我想教训你，因为我什么也没想。
别谢我，不客气。
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