英语幽默小故事带翻译：Which is more dangerous 比较与鉴别（中英双语）
109.Which is more dangerous
109.比较与鉴别
After 20 years as a pilot，I became an airport manager and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle，but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said，”Why don't you start flying again?"
开了20多年的飞机后，我被提升为机场经理。但不久我就感到了这项工作的压力。为了放松一下，我想买辆摩托车骑。可家里人说那太危险。我妻子还说:“你为什么不继续去开飞机?”
The next day，as I showed a businessman around the airport，he looked longingly at the planes. "I used to take flying lessons，but my wife made me quit," he lamented."She said it was dangerous.”
第二天，我陪同一个商人参观机场，他紧紧地盯着那些飞机说:“我曾上过飞机课，但我妻子却让我放弃它。”那商人愤愤地说:“她说那太危险。”
"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle，"I advised. My new-found friend now has his pilot's license.
“那你就跟她说你想开摩托车。”我建议他。现在，我这位新结识的朋友已取得了飞机驾驶执照。
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