Doctors Joke (17)

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　　Things Not to Hear During Surgery，Part I I Could you stop that thing from beating？It‘s throwing my concentration off……

　　What‘s this doing here？

　　I hate it when they‘re missing stuff in here. That’s cool！Now can you make his leg twitch？！

　　I wish I hadn‘t forgotten my glasses. Well folks，this will be an experiment for us all. Sterile，shcmerile. The floor’s clean，right？

　　Anyone see where I left that scalpel？

　　This patient has already had some kids，am I correct？

　　Nurse，did this patient sign the organ donation card？

　　Don‘t worry. I think it is sharp enough. FIRE！FIRE！Everyone get out now！！

　　Darn！Page 47 of the manual is missing！

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