骑自行车的人感到非常抱歉
Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw get on his feet. Fortunately Shaw was not hurt. The cyclist apologized to Shaw, but Shaw said, "I’m sorry that you are unlucky. If you had killed me, you would be known all over the world."
一日肖伯纳散步时遇到了他一些冒失鬼大作战自行车把肖撞倒地。骑自行车的人感到非常抱歉，来到了他的自行车帮助肖把他的脚。幸运的是，肖没有受伤。骑自行车的人道歉，肖，但肖说，“对不起，你是不幸的。如果你杀了我，你会闻名世界。”
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