学问与钱

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Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?
你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：“坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！”
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
父亲则轻描淡写地答道：“说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱。”

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