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• 他们是来送我的朋友。

  There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take yo...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 你到处都很漂亮。

  江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒 放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• 双语趣味英语：只含一个单词的英语句子 （4）

  Satisfied? —— 满意吗？ Shhh... —— 嘘... So so! —— 马马虎虎！ Someday! —— 改天吧！ Speaking! —— (打电话时)我就是！ Still? —— 仍是这样？ Stingy! —— 小气鬼！ Stop! ——...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• Two young boys 双语 笑话

  Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)

  英语幽默笑话30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生气的熊妈妈(双语)生气的熊妈妈Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table . 熊宝宝走到楼下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。 He...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• 视力训练有新招-英汉英汉双语笑话

  visual training 视力训练 the squad（班，小队） were having "visual training". one smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. t...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• 一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生

  A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor : “How old are you?” The actress said: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled down on her case h...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【134】

  The Nice Wedding Gift　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguish...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• Clarinet

  　　Clarinet单簧管　　When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as l...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 三个愿望

  3 Wishes　　A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话