你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？

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Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？

父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？

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