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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事101:这也是我第一次动手术

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

my first operation
这也是我第一次动手术

patient:l'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
病人:我很害怕,这是我第一次动手术。

surgeon: i know just how you feel. this is my first operation, too.
外科医生:我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。

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