双语笑话 假如生活是一台电脑
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一台电脑
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it ! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on "find"( Ctrl,F)to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise,just click on "run"!if you mess up your life,you could always press "Ctrl,Alt,Delete" and start all over!
你可以通过控制面板增加或者删除一些人：可以把孩子放进回收站，然后在你喜欢的时候再还原；可以通过调整显示器的设置让外袁更好看：可以在吵闹的时候关掉音箱；可以点击¨搜索¨找到丢失了的遥控器和车钥匙：锻炼身体的时候，点击¨运行¨。要是你的生活一团糟，同时按下¨ctrl，alt,delete 键，一切就会重新开始。
单词&词组
pickpocket 扒手，小偷
smell 有难闻的气味；气味，臭味：嗅觉
silent 寂静的，沉默的
as a matter Of fact 事实上，其实
proscription 药方，处方
stink 散发出恶臭，发臭味
now that 既然
clear up 打扫干净；治疗，治愈：处理
control panel 控制面板
racycle 使再循环，反复应用
display 显示，展示
mess up芎糟，陷入困境
知道不知道
英文的放屁有很多种说法，比较通俗的说法有fart，可用作不及物动词和名词.如果想文雅一点，比如有的小朋友喜欢把¨放屁¨说成¨排气¨，那么英语里就可以说break wind，或者cut the
cheeseo此外，比较正式的用法还有expel gas，pass gas等。
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