那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事105 ：该回家了
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar ,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料马提尼酒。
After he finishes the drink,he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后歹让服务员
把杯子满上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子倒满。
The bartender says,"Look,buddy, I'II bring ya'martinis all night long " but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies，"l'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, l know it's time to go home."
这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“哦，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒马提尼都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼呢。” 这位客人回答道，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”
单词＆词组
frightened 受惊的，害怕的
admonish 劝告，训诫
hospitality 殷勤，好客
hostess 女主人
rat-trap 捕鼠器
sponge 海绵
tavem 小旅馆，酒馆
on the rocks 触礁，搁浅，加冰块
peek 一瞥，匆忙看
知道不知道
世界十大鸡尾酒
1．玛格丽特(Margarita)
2．椰林飘香(Pina Colada)
3．新加坡司令(Singapore Sling)
4．蓝色夏威夷(Blue Hawaii)
5．海岸(Sex on the Beach)
6．干马提尼(Dry Martini)
7．周游世界(Around VVorld)
8．莫斯科骡子(Moscow Mule)
9．生锈钉(RustY Nail)
10．成狗(Safty Dog)
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