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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Qualification 称职(中英双语)

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 1. QUALIFICATION

1.称职

" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.

一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜班的工作呢?”

"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”

求职者说:“噢,有一点我敢肯定,我睡觉很径。”

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