那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事106：我是来给你开通电话的
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot ,the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you ?"The man said, "Yeah ,l've come to activate your phone lines."
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室，还在办公室里放了古董作装饰。一天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖，开口就是高价。最后，他挂上听筒卮问进来的那个人：“您有事吗？”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的
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