那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事114：我很高兴
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
l'm glad
我很高兴
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now,children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
"Please,teacher," said a small boy, "l've make someone glad yesterday."
一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲让别人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”她说，“你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗？”“我，老师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就让别人高兴过。”
“Well done. Who was that!"
“做得好，是谁呢？”
"My granny."
我奶奶。
"Good boy" Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子。告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？”
“Please, teacher, 1 went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, I'm going home.'and she said,‘Well,l'm glad！
"是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我对她说‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说‘啊，我很高兴！”
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