趣味英语：绅士风度的主席先生

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When columnist Merryle Stanley Rukeyser got up to speak at a luncheon of the Pittsburgh Advertising Club，he asked President Carl Dozer，“Take as long as you like—we all leave at one-thirty.”

专栏作家斯坦利在美国匹兹堡广告俱乐部午餐会上发表演说，他向主席多泽先生问道：“我可以讲多久？”

多泽先生彬彬有礼地对他说：“您愿意讲多久悉听尊便，我们大家都在1点半时离开。”
　　
　——摘自《新新英语——英语其实很有趣》

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