最经典的爆笑中式英语，专门用来搞笑的
中国式英语分为两种。一种是Chinese English，一种是China English。
其中Chinese English就是Chinglish，是用中式的语法和英式的词汇组合成的，属于语言不规范使用。而China English指的则是中国特有的东西，是允许存在的。比如“饺子、功夫、气功、阴阳”等词，都用音译进入了英文词典。
生活中的Chinglish(中式英语)既是小错误小尴尬，也会令人捧腹大笑。
1. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？2. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
3. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
4. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
5. Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子
6. Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！
7. You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
9. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
10. Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
11. Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
12. No three no four. 不三不四
13. Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
14. watch sister 表妹
15. fire big 火大
16. Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
17. As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
18. We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
19. people moumtain people sea 人山人海
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