那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事124：两只鸟
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Two birds
两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is aSwallow, the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which ?
老师： 这儿有两只乌，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
Student: Icannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow．
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
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