那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事138：疯狂的司机
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
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疯狂的司机
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、toica says, "Herman, be careful!I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280 ! "
一位高龄老人升着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话。妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在逆行开车！”
Herman says, "I know ,but there isn't just one .there are hundreds!"
赫尔曼说，“我知道，但不是一个，而是成百上千个！”
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