那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事139：雨伞

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The umbrella
雨伞

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was writtan： “This umbrella belongs to a gentlsman who can lift up a hundred pounds.I shall be back inten minutes．"When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour.I shall not come back.
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，-此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟内回来。一当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着：“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我再也不回来了。”

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