那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事151：买帽子
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
To buy a hat
买帽子
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a iong time to pick out one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
一位女士到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好一顶。已到忍耐极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，赶紧恭维她：“夫人，您的选择真明智。您戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！”
To his dismay,the lady took off her hat at once and said; " I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hatsl"
但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了帽子说：“我不想要一顶摘下来便立刻让我显得老十岁的帽子。多拿些帽子给我看看
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