那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事150：优缺点
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Good points and bad points
优缺点
"This house,n said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you l'm honest, l'm going to tell you about the disadvantage"there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughtenlouss one block north."
“这幢房子，一房地产推销商说，”既有优点也有缺点。为了显示我的诚意，我会告诉你它的缺点。往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。
“What are the advantages?n inquired the prospective buyer.
那么它的优点呢？准备买房子的人问道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
代理商说道，-它的好处就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。
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