那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事156：坏消息和可怕的消息
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
The bad news and the terrible news
坏消息和可怕的消息
Michael sat in his attorney's office. " Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news ? " the lawyer asked.
迈克尔坐在律师的办公室里。“您想先知道坏消息还是可怕的消息？ ”律师问。
"Give me the bad news first. "
“先告诉我坏消息吧。”
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
“您的妻子发现了一张价值50万美元的照片。”
“That's the bad news?一asked Michael incredulously." l can't wait to hear the terrible news.'"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary．"
“那是坏消息？”迈克尔满腹怀疑．_快告诉我可怕的消息。”“可怕的消息就是照片是关于您和秘书的。”
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