那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事157：人们什么时候说话量少？
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
When do people talk least?
人们什么时候说话量少？
Student A:When do people talk least?
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？
Student B：In February．
学生乙：在二月。
Student A：Why?
学生甲：为什么呢？
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of the year.
学生乙：因为二月是一军中最短的一个月。
单词＆词组
rescue 营救，救援
rsward 报酬，奖赏
chuck （随便或贸然地）扔，抛
plum 李子，梅子
anxiocx 焦急的，忧虑的
blurt 突然说出，脱口而出
why hasn诅kn this long,是It takes sb. some time to do sth. 句式的变体。
incredulously 不肯轻信地
知道不知道
有一首童谣是这样唱的：
30 days hath September, April,June,and November.
All the rest have 31
but February's the shortest one.
With 28 days most of the time
until Leap Year gives us 29.
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