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One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
一位女士有天看见一只老鼠从厨房地板上窜过去,她挺害怕,就跑出家门,搭上公交车去了商店。在那儿买了个老鼠笼子,店老板告诉她:“放点奶酪在里边,很快你就会逮着那只老鼠的。”
  那位女士带着笼子回到家,可她往碗柜里一瞧,没见着一块奶酪。因为天色太晚了,她又不想再回店里,就从杂志上剪了张带奶酪的照片,搁进笼子里。
  没曾想,这张奶酪图还挺管用!第二天早上她下到厨房,在笼子里发现,紧挨着奶酪的照片,有张老鼠的照片!


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