那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事182:烤乳猪
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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Roast pig
烤乳猪
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat. "Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him, He faked a smile and added : " Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生应邀去赴宴。当他匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着乳猪,于是大为高兴地说:“还不错,我坐在乳猪的旁边。”但就在那时他发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视,他忙陪笑改口到:“对不起,我说的是那只烤好的。”
单词&词组
butcher 肉贩,屠夫
plough 耕地
volunteer 志愿者
coincidence 巧合,巧事
criticize 批评,指责
awful 糟糕的,可怕的
知道不知道
电影<V字仇杀队里>里有一句台词是这样的:There are nocoincidences.Only the illusion of coincidence.(这世上没有巧合,只有巧合的错觉。)
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