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  A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,“Is there a problem,Officer?”

  “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you‘re going to do with the money?”

  The driver thought for a minute and said,“Well,I guess I‘ll go get that drivers’license.”The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,“Oh,don‘t pay attention to him - he’s a smart butt when he‘s drunk and stoned.”The guy from the back seat said,“I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”

  At that moment,there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,“Are we over the border yet?”

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