那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事181：巧合
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Coincidence
巧合
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：
"What a terrible voice!n he said. "Do you know who she is?"
“多难听的嗓音！”他说，“你知道她是谁吗？”
"Yes,¨was the answer. "She is my wife."
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
"Oh,I beg your pardon.一The man said,"Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad.I wonder who wrote that awtul song."
“噢，请你原谅。"客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我真好奇是谁写了这么烂的歌。”
"I did."was the answer.
"是我."男士回答道.
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