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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事184:问问题

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Asking a question
问问题

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
计算机课上,老师批评一个男生,因为他和后边的女生说话。

"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
“我只不过问她一个问题。一男生说。

"lf you have a question, ask me, " the teacher replied.
“如果你有问题,问我好了。”老师说道。

"OK,"the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?
“那好吧,”这位男生说,¨周五晚上你愿意和我出去吗? 

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