因为二月是一年中最短的一个月份
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
学生A：人们什么时候说话最少？
学生B：二月里。
学生A：为什么？
学生B:因为二月是一年中最短的一个月份。
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