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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事192:脑筋急转弯(一)

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

脑筋急转弯(一)

1. what will you break once you say it?
什么东西一说出来就打破?

2. will liars be honest after they die?
骗子死了之后会诚实吗?

3. what always goes up and never goes down?
什么东西只升不降?

4. vvhy did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?

5. why can a bride hide nothing ?
为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?

6. why is the library the highest building?
为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?

7. what is the smallest bridge in the world?
世界上最小的桥是什么?

8.what is the difference between the north pole and the south pole?
北极与南极的区别是什么?

9.what makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?

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